barnabas
Audrey in training Sustainer Support Leader
Granted but the rest of Canada becomes overthrown by the Portuguese.
I wish that I didnt have to go to play practice today.
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Granted, but then you haven't had enough practice and the final product is crap which makes you upset.
I wish people would understand.
------- I'd start a revolution, if only i could get up in the morning.
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4est
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Granted, but then they couldn't care less.
I wish my daytime minutes weren't 39 cents each, whilst text messages and evenings and weekends remained free.
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flt549
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granted but then your phone breaks and the dealer is all out of any good phones meaning you get an old one that doesnt take pics or have texting capabilitys
i wish i didnt have stupid lil jobs to do
------- the sacrifice of defending freedom is more then the lives lost it is also everything the living loose XBL Mond alor PSN mondalor
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violaghost
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Granted, but you are now the only one who can support your family, and are forced to work 8-5 every day as a construction worker.
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KoopaTroopa
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Granted, but you drop it into nuclear waste, and it turns into a giant cookie mega-monster, shooting two-ton chocolate chips at buildings and destroying them all.
I wish for a really interesting twist to this wish.
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Shaknbake
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Quote: from KoopaTroopa at 8:18 pm on July 30, 2008
I wish for a really interesting twist to this wish.
Granted, but a side-effect of the wish granting screws up your standards and makes you unable to perceive the most interesting aspects of this here granting.
I wish the Portuguese were extinct.
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barnabas
Audrey in training Sustainer Support Leader
Granted but then Cro-magnon man unfreezes and takes over the world.
I wish that I could go back to bed.
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UnusualOne
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Shaknbake
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Quote: from UnusualOne at 6:20 am on July 31, 2008
Granted, but then you fall into a coma.
I wish I got this job.
Granted but the company has a run-in with the law, promoting you to a major position to act as a scapegoat for the legal repercussions as the entire organization tanks.
I wish my mother would leave me alone and go to work.
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marshmellowman
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Granted, but then you'd be sacked the next day.
I wish she felt the same way.
------- Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.
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Granted, but you develop a terminal illness and break her heart.
I wish I had an extra month of summer to do my work.
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flt549
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granted but then you develop skin cancer from being out in the sun so much
i wish the dike would sweep itself so i can continue to be lazy uninterupted
------- the sacrifice of defending freedom is more then the lives lost it is also everything the living loose XBL Mond alor PSN mondalor
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UnusualOne
[ Spice ] Sustainer Support Leader Tech Support Leader
Granted, but then you become quadraplegic and can't do anything for yourself.
I wish I knew what to do in this situation right now!
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Shaknbake
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Quote: from UnusualOne at 3:32 pm on July 31, 2008
Granted, but then you become quadraplegic and can't do anything for yourself.
I wish I knew what to do in this situation right now!
Granted, but a degenerative illness makes you unable to act as you should.
I wish the pound would drop and the dollar rise so I could spend less in Britain this summer.
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