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Quote: from liberalsareevil at 5:23 am on July 4, 2008

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I believe that it is a load of crap. jesus does exist and if any people have read the bible they would realize that. Adam and eve is how the human race started to begin with. God created the earth, the plants, the trees, and many things.  

 But if you choose not to believe and burn in hell that is your choice

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1. How to you know that "Jesus" exists? how do you know he does not? (if burden of proof is used here you are stuck wth no answer)
2. Claiming that the bible proves it is circular, since it presupposes the existence of "god".  a bit of truth
3. Humans are a collection of species, not a race. Well that is his stupidity
4. "God" did no such thing. Just nature. You don't like claims like this so for you to make them is hyprocytical.
5. Libertarian free will is a myth.
6. What makes you think hell exists, and how do you know? what makes you think it doesn'y how do you know

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 10:03 am on July 4, 2008

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And you're wrong about impregnation as well.

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How is he wrong? I honestly doubt Mary honestly had access to artificial insemination. If Jesus ever existed, she took a cock in that filthy vag.

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edit: I guess I should have said 'returns to the fray' and is now gone again.

Post edited at 12:12 pm on July 4, 2008 by Forever Angel

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 10:03 am on July 4, 2008

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And you're wrong about impregnation as well.

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How is he wrong? I honestly doubt Mary honestly had access to artificial insemination. If Jesus ever existed, she took a cock in that filthy vag.

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Yes God and beeng God he made it look like he was never there

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Quote: from Takinam at 8:49 am on July 4, 2008

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Quote: from Molbi at 6:36 am on July 4, 2008

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Quote: from Keile at 4:22 am on July 4, 2008

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The bible isn't real.      

And you've stated no evidence to prove that atheism is crap beyond simple conjecture.

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hypocrite much?

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I'm just giving an opinion.  

I can prove portions of the bible aren't real because the world isn't 10,000 years old and evolution exists. There, simple science based on evidence. Its no longer conjecture.  

Mary cannot be a virgin because sperm must enter through the vagina to impregnate the female.  

And Moridin, humans are of one species.

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Can you show where the Bible states the age of the earth or denies that evolution occurs? And you're wrong about impregnation as well.

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How am I wrong about impregnation?

How else could she have been impregnated? Via a magical fairy fuck unicorn named Benny?

#1. You cannot get pregnant without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can put it in your mouth and I can put it in your ass. I can smack you around until my arm gets tired, I can throw eggshells at you but no matter what I do, you won't have my child without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can pray to God however many times I want but no sperm, no service. That is scientific fact.

#2. The chronological lifeline of the bible suggests that the earth is about 6000-10,000 years old. One can find said evidence by studying bible genealogy.

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How am I wrong about impregnation?

How else could she have been impregnated? Via a magical fairy fuck unicorn named Benny?

#1. You cannot get pregnant without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can put it in your mouth and I can put it in your ass. I can smack you around until my arm gets tired, I can throw eggshells at you but no matter what I do, you won't have my child without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can pray to God however many times I want but no sperm, no service. That is scientific fact.

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#2. The chronological lifeline of the bible suggests that the earth is about 6000-10,000 years old. One can find said evidence by studying bible genealogy.

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Quote: from Takinam at 4:17 pm on July 4, 2008

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How am I wrong about impregnation?  

 How else could she have been impregnated? Via a magical fairy fuck unicorn named Benny?  

 #1. You cannot get pregnant without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can put it in your mouth and I can put it in your ass. I can smack you around until my arm gets tired, I can throw eggshells at you but no matter what I do, you won't have my child without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can pray to God however many times I want but no sperm, no service. That is scientific fact.

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If you say so, darlin'.  

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#2. The chronological lifeline of the bible suggests that the earth is about 6000-10,000 years old. One can find said evidence by studying bible genealogy.

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Sweetie, you said you could "prove portions of the bible aren't real" because "the world isn't 10,000 years old and evolution exists". Now, in order to make that proof, you need to show exactly where the Bible makes the statements that you can counter. Otherwise, you are full of ....

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I won't address the second point, but for the first; It is impossible for a female human to get pregnant without sex (since this was prior to artificial insemination). It is impossible for humans to be asexual; only certain reptiles, frogs, and fish can do so, not humans. So no sex, no baby.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 4:22 pm on July 4, 2008

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Quote: from Takinam at 4:17 pm on July 4, 2008

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How am I wrong about impregnation?  

  How else could she have been impregnated? Via a magical fairy fuck unicorn named Benny?  

  #1. You cannot get pregnant without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can put it in your mouth and I can put it in your ass. I can smack you around until my arm gets tired, I can throw eggshells at you but no matter what I do, you won't have my child without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can pray to God however many times I want but no sperm, no service. That is scientific fact.

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If you say so, darlin'.  
 

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#2. The chronological lifeline of the bible suggests that the earth is about 6000-10,000 years old. One can find said evidence by studying bible genealogy.

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Sweetie, you said you could "prove portions of the bible aren't real" because "the world isn't 10,000 years old and evolution exists". Now, in order to make that proof, you need to show exactly where the Bible makes the statements that you can counter. Otherwise, you are full of ....

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I won't address the second point, but for the first; It is impossible for a female human to get pregnant without sex (since this was prior to artificial insemination). It is impossible for humans to be asexual; only certain reptiles, frogs, and fish can do so, not humans. So no sex, no baby.

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Quote: from nigeltheoutlaw at 6:36 pm on July 4, 2008

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 4:22 pm on July 4, 2008

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Quote: from Takinam at 4:17 pm on July 4, 2008

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How am I wrong about impregnation?  

  How else could she have been impregnated? Via a magical fairy fuck unicorn named Benny?  

  #1. You cannot get pregnant without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can put it in your mouth and I can put it in your ass. I can smack you around until my arm gets tired, I can throw eggshells at you but no matter what I do, you won't have my child without my sperm entering your vajayjay. I can pray to God however many times I want but no sperm, no service. That is scientific fact.

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If you say so, darlin'.  
 

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#2. The chronological lifeline of the bible suggests that the earth is about 6000-10,000 years old. One can find said evidence by studying bible genealogy.

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Sweetie, you said you could "prove portions of the bible aren't real" because "the world isn't 10,000 years old and evolution exists". Now, in order to make that proof, you need to show exactly where the Bible makes the statements that you can counter. Otherwise, you are full of ....

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 I won't address the second point, but for the first; It is impossible for a female human to get pregnant without sex (since this was prior to artificial insemination). It is impossible for humans to be asexual; only certain reptiles, frogs, and fish can do so, not humans. So no sex, no baby.

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Well, you don't believe in the power of God, so that's a natural reaction for you. However, I do believe, therefore anything is possible with God. So, if He wishes it so, Mary will have His son.

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Well of course if you believe in god than biology can be ignored.

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Well of course if you believe in god than biology can be ignored.

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Quote: from nigeltheoutlaw at 9:07 pm on July 4, 2008

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Well of course if you believe in god than biology can be ignored.

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There are things that are not explainable by science.

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Give me examples.

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How the big bang came about. What dark energy actually is. The reason our bodies wear out.

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The Big Bang came about (this one is an opinion/personal hypothesis) because a particle of such extreme density and heat would be inherently unstable and rip itself apart. This is my own hypothesis, and we aren't really sure.

Dark energy/matter is anti-matter. It is literally the opposite of energy and matter.

Our bodies wear out because oxygen is a degenerative gas that destroys organic matter. It stops our bodies from being able to properly replace the worn out cells which makes death from old age. Toxins, mutations, and electromagnetic radiation (i.e. mainly infrared and ultraviolet) also have similar effects.

Of course, you can say "goddidit" for everything that you don't know fully and just use it as a reason to validate your beliefs.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 9:06 pm on July 4, 2008

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How the big bang came about. What dark energy actually is. The reason our bodies wear out.

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The Big Bang came about (this one is an opinion/personal hypothesis) because a particle of such extreme density and heat would be inherently unstable and rip itself apart. This is my own hypothesis, and we aren't really sure.  

Dark energy/matter is anti-matter. It is literally the opposite of energy and matter.  

Our bodies wear out because oxygen is a degenerative gas that destroys organic matter. It stops our bodies from being able to properly replace the worn out cells which makes death from old age. Toxins, mutations, and electromagnetic radiation (i.e. mainly infrared and ultraviolet) also have similar effects.  

Of course, you can say "goddidit" for everything that you don't know fully and just use it as a reason to validate your beliefs.

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No one knows how that "point" came to be that somehow became unstable.  

No one knows just exactly what dark energy is... period. In fact the only reason it's known to exist is because of its effect on the universe.  

The cells that make up our bodies are completely replaced on a regular basis. I think (I didn't look this up so I might be off) the cycle is about 7 years. If that's the correct number then the oldest cell in a persons body is approximately 7 years old and is due for replacement by a new cell. Yet some people die of "old age" at 60 and some live to 100+ years of age. Science has yet to find that answer.

edit: and I didn't even mention God...  

Post edited at 9:33 pm on July 4, 2008 by Forever Angel

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