This song is about a site That's more than a site This song is about a site That's a fuckin' way of life.
White boards, point whores, And Honored Patron Members from mid August till December White boards, point whores, And hittin' "Add Reply" over an' over again.
So I log onto my Livewire and I check out my mail Twenty-four new messages from girls I'd like to nail But they're in another state, 'nother country, 'nother nation Click on their IB and I state some masturbation
All these fresh topics, there's a billion, and here come a couple more "I'm so emo", "what's a boner?" "Do my friends think I'm a whore?" I'm a browsing 'round the forums, "Holy shit no mods online!?" Time to make a slew of topics, damn right it's spammin' time!
White boards, point whores All the haters send me PM's but I put them on ignore White boards, point whores I've been on official warning over an' over again
People come here for support, and they cry and bitch "My mom is fucking crazy, and best my best friend is a snitch." Where my Support Leaders at? You best be helpin' all these fools. And reportin' mah misconduct when I'm breaking all the rules.
See me upload mah avatar, the big ones cost 12 dollars It don't matter, it was worth it, cuz I'm on this site for hours. All my free time goes to postin' and updating my mood, Give me points, I'll take it off, I know you wanna see me nude!
[Chatter] "Hey man, uh, you didn't happen to log in last night did you?" "Oh. My. God. You missed it, on Deep Thoughts and Random Musings, xCheergurl97x and stabmylungsax got in a huge fight!" "Stabmylungsax!?" "Yeah dude!" "No way!" "Oh my - they were getting along so well!" "I knowwww now they're totally banned." "I don't believe it for a second." "Banhammer." "Did you save it to your notepad so I can see it?" "Heck yeah I already emailed it to you." "Ohhhh!"
White boards and point whores you'll find em all on Livewire Livezilla's, contests, you'll find it all on Livewire.
Moderators, imitators, find it all on Livewire Livesecrets, dictionary, find it all on Livewire
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major
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called it
------- when anything's that anything becomes nothing that's everything and nothing is the only thing you ever seem to have
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k1Lka
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american idol material
------- Don't corrupt your mind with the real world!
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UltimateSatisfaction
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You guys have too much fucking time on your hands, seriously.
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Taylor636Baker
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Omg That was completely and utterly true shit
------- drive stick with that kung fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs
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Disposition
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That was amazing.
------- Un Día Llegara
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BackPorch
Soothsayer Patron Support Leader
That made my day. SO. funny.
------- =)Stephanie
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Metacarpi
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LMFAO!
I LOVED it!!!
It really was pure genius though!
Post edited at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008 by Metacarpi
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only in ky
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That has been the funniest thing I've heard all week.
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anonymous2
Connoisseur
....is fenton northstar????
------- made you look :)
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littlebigwonder
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favorited.
------- I ain't NEVER been scared, I lived through tragic Situation could of been dead lookin' back at it Most of that shit didn't even have to happen But you don't think about it when you out there trappin
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( Fenton )
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Quote: from anonymous2 at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008
....is fenton northstar????
Hell no.
------- Dear World, You need me.
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elementality09
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oh damn that was epic.
------- jakey loves sara! the absolute bestest always!
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stormsorter9
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Fucking awesome.
Sticky this shit.
------- You can do three things once you graduate high school. Go to college, get a job, or be a menace to society. The Marines will let you do all three.
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