This song is about a site That's more than a site This song is about a site That's a fuckin' way of life.
White boards, point whores, And Honored Patron Members from mid August till December White boards, point whores, And hittin' "Add Reply" over an' over again.
So I log onto my Livewire and I check out my mail Twenty-four new messages from girls I'd like to nail But they're in another state, 'nother country, 'nother nation Click on their IB and I state some masturbation
All these fresh topics, there's a billion, and here come a couple more "I'm so emo", "what's a boner?" "Do my friends think I'm a whore?" I'm a browsing 'round the forums, "Holy shit no mods online!?" Time to make a slew of topics, damn right it's spammin' time!
White boards, point whores All the haters send me PM's but I put them on ignore White boards, point whores I've been on official warning over an' over again
People come here for support, and they cry and bitch "My mom is fucking crazy, and best my best friend is a snitch." Where my Support Leaders at? You best be helpin' all these fools. And reportin' mah misconduct when I'm breaking all the rules.
See me upload mah avatar, the big ones cost 12 dollars It don't matter, it was worth it, cuz I'm on this site for hours. All my free time goes to postin' and updating my mood, Give me points, I'll take it off, I know you wanna see me nude!
[Chatter] "Hey man, uh, you didn't happen to log in last night did you?" "Oh. My. God. You missed it, on Deep Thoughts and Random Musings, xCheergurl97x and stabmylungsax got in a huge fight!" "Stabmylungsax!?" "Yeah dude!" "No way!" "Oh my - they were getting along so well!" "I knowwww now they're totally banned." "I don't believe it for a second." "Banhammer." "Did you save it to your notepad so I can see it?" "Heck yeah I already emailed it to you." "Ohhhh!"
White boards and point whores you'll find em all on Livewire Livezilla's, contests, you'll find it all on Livewire.
Moderators, imitators, find it all on Livewire Livesecrets, dictionary, find it all on Livewire
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Major
Soothsayer Patron Support Leader
called it
------- to pass through life with a soul that has never known sorrow is to be ignorant of one half of nature
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k1Lka
Dairy Product Addict
american idol material
------- Don't corrupt your mind with the real world!
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UltimateSatisfaction
Mrs. CaliKevin Sustainer
You guys have too much fucking time on your hands, seriously.
------- there's still not a day that goes by without me thinking of you, thinking of all your flaws and how they all mangle together into perfection.
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Taylor636Baker
Enlightened One Patron
Omg That was completely and utterly true shit
------- You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
------- Mmm, whatcha say? Mmm.. That you only meant well? Well, of course you did. Mm, what did you say?
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BackPorch
Wealthy Hobo Sustainer Support Leader
That made my day. SO. funny.
------- =) Stephanie
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Metacarpi
Guru Patron
LMFAO!
I LOVED it!!!
It really was pure genius though!
Post edited at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008 by Metacarpi
------- "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain
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only in ky
Connoisseur
That has been the funniest thing I've heard all week.
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anonymous2
Connoisseur
....is fenton northstar????
------- made you look :)
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littlebigwonder
Connoisseur Patron
favorited.
------- The hardest thing is to forgive and God does even if you murdered or robed yeah its wrong but God loves Take one step towards him he takes 2 towards you even when all else fails .. God supports you
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( Fenton )
Novice Patron
Quote: from anonymous2 at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008
....is fenton northstar????
Hell no.
------- Dear World, You need me.
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elementality09
Soothsayer
oh damn that was epic.
------- jakey loves sara! the absolute bestest always!
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stormsorter9
Enlightened One Patron
Fucking awesome.
Sticky this shit.
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