Lyrics:
White Boards and Point Whores

This song is about a site
That's more than a site
This song is about a site
That's a fuckin' way of life.

White boards, point whores,
And Honored Patron Members from mid August till December
White boards, point whores,
And hittin' "Add Reply" over an' over again.

So I log onto my Livewire and I check out my mail  
Twenty-four new messages from girls I'd like to nail
But they're in another state, 'nother country, 'nother nation
Click on their IB and I state some masturbation

All these fresh topics, there's a billion, and here come a couple more
"I'm so emo", "what's a boner?" "Do my friends think I'm a whore?"
I'm a browsing 'round the forums, "Holy shit no mods online!?"
Time to make a slew of topics, damn right it's spammin' time!

White boards, point whores
All the haters send me PM's but I put them on ignore
White boards, point whores
I've been on official warning over an' over again

People come here for support, and they cry and bitch
"My mom is fucking crazy, and best my best friend is a snitch."
Where my Support Leaders at? You best be helpin' all these fools.
And reportin' mah misconduct when I'm breaking all the rules.

See me upload mah avatar, the big ones cost 12 dollars
It don't matter, it was worth it, cuz I'm on this site for hours.
All my free time goes to postin' and updating my mood,
Give me points, I'll take it off, I know you wanna see me nude!

[Chatter]
"Hey man, uh, you didn't happen to log in last night did you?"
"Oh. My. God. You missed it, on Deep Thoughts and Random Musings,
xCheergurl97x and stabmylungsax got in a huge fight!"
"Stabmylungsax!?"
"Yeah dude!"
"No way!"
"Oh my - they were getting along so well!"
"I knowwww now they're totally banned."
"I don't believe it for a second."
"Banhammer."
"Did you save it to your notepad so I can see it?"
"Heck yeah I already emailed it to you."
"Ohhhh!"

White boards and point whores you'll find em all on Livewire
Livezilla's, contests, you'll find it all on Livewire.

Moderators, imitators, find it all on Livewire
Livesecrets, dictionary, find it all on Livewire

White boards, point whores [repeat]

[sign off]

Post edited at 1:09 pm on July 4, 2008 by Fenton

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Dear World,
You need me.

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called it

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You're perfect.

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Dear World,
You need me.

I LOVED it!!!  

It really was pure genius though!

Post edited at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008 by Metacarpi

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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it's time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain

11

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....is fenton northstar????

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Hell no.

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Dear World,
You need me.

Sticky this shit.