This song is about a site That's more than a site This song is about a site That's a fuckin' way of life.
White boards, point whores, And Honored Patron Members from mid August till December White boards, point whores, And hittin' "Add Reply" over an' over again.
So I log onto my Livewire and I check out my mail Twenty-four new messages from girls I'd like to nail But they're in another state, 'nother country, 'nother nation Click on their IB and I state some masturbation
All these fresh topics, there's a billion, and here come a couple more "I'm so emo", "what's a boner?" "Do my friends think I'm a whore?" I'm a browsing 'round the forums, "Holy shit no mods online!?" Time to make a slew of topics, damn right it's spammin' time!
White boards, point whores All the haters send me PM's but I put them on ignore White boards, point whores I've been on official warning over an' over again
People come here for support, and they cry and bitch "My mom is fucking crazy, and best my best friend is a snitch." Where my Support Leaders at? You best be helpin' all these fools. And reportin' mah misconduct when I'm breaking all the rules.
See me upload mah avatar, the big ones cost 12 dollars It don't matter, it was worth it, cuz I'm on this site for hours. All my free time goes to postin' and updating my mood, Give me points, I'll take it off, I know you wanna see me nude!
[Chatter] "Hey man, uh, you didn't happen to log in last night did you?" "Oh. My. God. You missed it, on Deep Thoughts and Random Musings, xCheergurl97x and stabmylungsax got in a huge fight!" "Stabmylungsax!?" "Yeah dude!" "No way!" "Oh my - they were getting along so well!" "I knowwww now they're totally banned." "I don't believe it for a second." "Banhammer." "Did you save it to your notepad so I can see it?" "Heck yeah I already emailed it to you." "Ohhhh!"
White boards and point whores you'll find em all on Livewire Livezilla's, contests, you'll find it all on Livewire.
Moderators, imitators, find it all on Livewire Livesecrets, dictionary, find it all on Livewire
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major
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called it
------- stumbling toward sublimation
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k1Lka
Dairy Product Addict
american idol material
------- Don't corrupt your mind with the real world!
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UltimateSatisfaction
Soothsayer Patron
You guys have too much fucking time on your hands, seriously.
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Taylor636Baker
Omnipotent One Patron
Omg That was completely and utterly true shit
------- ouch it wont reach my mouth if i could do it myself i'd probably never leave the house but i can't so here's where you come in givin' it different strokes just like Arnold Drummond
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Disposition
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That was amazing.
------- Un Día Llegara
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BackPorch
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That made my day. SO. funny.
------- =)Stephanie
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metacarPi
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LMFAO!
I LOVED it!!!
It really was pure genius though!
Post edited at 10:33 pm on July 3, 2008 by metacarPi
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only in ky
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That has been the funniest thing I've heard all week.
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anonymous2
Connoisseur
....is fenton northstar????
------- made you look :)
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littlebigwonder
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favorited.
------- I ain't NEVER been scared, I lived through tragic Situation could of been dead lookin' back at it Most of that shit didn't even have to happen But you don't think about it when you out there trappin
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( Fenton )
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Quote: from anonymous2 at 10:32 pm on July 3, 2008
....is fenton northstar????
Hell no.
------- Dear World, You need me.
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elementality09
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oh damn that was epic.
------- jakey loves sara! the absolute bestest always!
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stormsorter9
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Fucking awesome.
Sticky this shit.
------- You can do four things once you graduate high school. Go to college, get a job, join the military, or be a menace to society. The Marines will let you do all four.
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