Spammers, trolls, attention whores...lend me your ears. For this topic is very likely a matter of life and death for you, it pertains to that which has the potential to completely skull fuck the human race out of existence. I speak of course, of Swine Flu. There are two possible ways that Swine Flu will rise up, evolve and destroy us. The most obvious being that the vicious virus will evolve to the point where it mutates the DNA in a human to make the infected individual enRAAAAAAAAGED and have an intense desire to devour other humans, as pigs are cannibals, while at the same time paralyzing the nervous system so no pain can be felt. Essentially we will become Zombie Pigs, below is an artist rendering of the menace.
The second way being that the swine flu will have a mysterious reaction with every 1 in 10 Mexicans. And no one knowing how many Mexicans there truly is, as they breed like rabbits, scientists think its somewhere in the billions. This reaction won't kill them, or turn them into zombie pigs, it will turn them directly into pigs that can walk on two legs but retain the mental capacity of Humans. Eventually a powerful pig overlord will arise and focus these mutants into an army the likes of which the world has never seen before. Really i just wanted to add this youtube video in as i feel it fits. We mustn't let Pigler prevail.
Don't worry, there is still hope. There is a way to stop it before it begins, to combat the encroaching evil. Its brutally simple, we destroy all the pigs we can and quarantine/exterminate anyone we even suspect of having Swine Flu, as well as people we just really dislike. We can't let the human race fall now, especially since the middle east will most likely survive a little longer then the West.....which is just unacceptable. A stroke of luck for them it seems as unlike Mexico they fuck Camels instead of pigs.
Brothers and sisters begin the pig exterminatus, its the only way to save Humanity. To kill a pig is not murder, tis the path to heaven. Apocalypse is coming, we only have till 2012 before the previously mentioned disasters happen and its effect irreversible. The 4 horsemen are approaching, and one is a pig.
Yes i was bored and had nothing better to do then this, i want 20 minutes of my life back. Now seriously, can we stop the swine flu threads?
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Wow 20? I don't like pigs anyway, kill them.
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This thread is fucking awesome, by the way.
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Quote: from Joep0113 at 11:27 am on April 29, 2009
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Quote: from mycuteFIEND at 1:27 pm on April 29, 2009
copypasta?
Not at all, all my stuff its original all from the fucked up place called my mind. I make a thread like this every time the world goes to shit over something
Well with that i used my good friend google and typed in "Sexy Pig" and "sexy camel"....which i have to explain to my little bro later since he saw that in my history...
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