girls table dancing (bar tops too) -- LiveWire College Forums

ok, this is for any and all girls who almost always, if not Always, Love to jump up and dance on tables at parties. i know not All girls do this, so this is just for those who do and love doing it.
but, first, let me say that, i'm no different than most other guys and i have No problem watching girls dance on tables, and on top of bars. it's a beautiful thing.

But, Especially since i have a girl friend who Loves to mark up and damage floors with her shoes and heels when she dances, and, doesn't even care if the floor Breaks or not (anyone else like this??), But, won't get on any tables or bars because she's afraid of heights.
so, since she can't answer this, i Always wanted to know something and ask.
more so with the tables, since Many of those have broken under girls dancing.

ok, here goes:
it seems that Much more than Half of the time that girls get on tables to dance at parties, either
a) they're Really drunk and can't keep their balance and fall off, or,
b) the table just gives out and breaks under their weight and they still fall.
a third, and, yeah, kinda strange observation, if the table actually doesn't break (which has been rare from what i've heard and seen), and the girls have on high stiletto heel shoes/boots, the table still gets pretty damaged with scratches and dents from the high heels. this is the one and only thing that the bar tops have in common with the tables, cause, i have yet to see or hear of any bar collapsing and breaking from girls dancing on it. Unless, someone else knows and wants to share??

anyway, my question for all the table dancing girls out there is:
if the majority of the time, you Know that either the tables wind up Breaking, or get severely damaged, Or, you might be in such bad shape from drinking so much that ya might fall off whether the table breaks or not;
Why do you constantly get up and dance on a small little table that most likely can't hold your weight after a while anyway, when it's much safer and much more room on the floor?? (then, of course, some floors have collapsed, too)

is it because:

a) you like being up above everyone and all the attention? (this answer may apply for bar-top dancing, too)
b) you like the idea of being destructive and powerful and breaking the tables under your feet? (which, if this is Your answer, do you then also like it when/if the floor breaks under you, too and you've tried breaking that also?)
c) when dancing on the tables and/or bar tops, you like leaving your "mark" where you've been (high stiletto heel scratches, holes, dents, etc.) all over the table and/or bar??

these are the only 3 reasons that i could think of for Some girls being so 'obsessed' with dancing on bars and Especially tables that almost Always collapse and break under them. If, i'm wrong on all 3 and any girls wanna share their reason(s) for this that i couldn't think of, Please, go ahead and feel free!
before i go, Please don't anyone take offense to anything here. it's really just a curious, kinda silly/kinda serious question that i just wanted to ask and mean no harm to anyone.
again, i Do Love watching girls dance on tables and bars, but, just curious what really drives you to go up there all the time, Espescially on the poor tables that are always breaking??
dying to hear some answers!
thanks ladies!!

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