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( XOallixs0n )
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Every year, my cousin hosts a Memorial Day BBQ. Most of you know that I hate going to it. This year, I was promised a lot of alcohol, so I gave up the battle with my parents and went. 5 Margaritas later, we start setting off fireworks. You could imagine my drunken surprise when my cousins neighbor ventured into her yard and told us that the loud noises had startled her husband, and he died instantaneously of a heart attack. I feel so terrible. In my defense, he was dying of terminal lung cancer. And no, no I'm not joking. I wish I was. Post edited at 9:38 pm on May 24, 2009 by XOallixs0n
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Cunning Stunt
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I call shenanigans.
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Style Out
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iMA pRINT oUT uR cONFESHUNAL, tWO lATE tOO eDIT nOW bIATCH!
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redhotchilis64
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That's some bad luck on that dude's part. How did him getting startled have any effect on the cancer?
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xoxsincerelyme
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It wasn't your fault, how were you supposed to know that would happen.
------- All the angels I know put concrete in my veins.
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nigeltheoutlaw
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You had no way of knowing that would happen. I am sure that you regret it greatly and would have never done it if you knew.
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IslandAtWar
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He was saved a lot of pain and suffering, as was his family. I say it's for the best.
------- I'm smart enough to act stupid
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Vintorez
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MURDERER
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