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Tell the most fucked up joke you know
Replies: 31 — Last Post Aug. 11 2:42pm by Gavinthesavage
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This one's pretty bad:

How do you stop a baby's crying?


Take your dick out of its ass and put it in its mouth.

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That is pretty fucked up. I know a lot of dead baby jokes that are pretty horrible, but I can't recall specific details.

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Lally


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im sorry but that made me giggle, however bad that may be.

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so funny

how do you put 2 babies together?
but them both in a blender

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kill the bitch

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whats the difference between black people and a bucket of shit?


the bucket o.0

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Alice Cullen


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that is so disgusting ... poor baby

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nearlyinsane


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Wow... I don't know what to say to that.

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Quote: from look over here at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
This one's pretty bad:

How do you stop a baby's crying?

 
Take your dick out of its ass and put it in its mouth.


when i read this in the fresh topics list, this is the joke i thought of
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Quote: from kill the bitch at 3:28 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
whats the difference between black people and a bucket of shit?

 
the bucket o.0

This. lol

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liv21


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How do you fit two babies into a tight space?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.

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Why did the baby cross the street?
It was chained to the back of my truck.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

      ---Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

sick, ain't it?

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dixiegirl101


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that was so stupid
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whats more fun then shooting a baby out of a cannon at 500 mph?


stopping it with the shovel...



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I don't see the humor in these jokes.

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