A man runs into a hospital his wife's just had a baby and he sees the doctor and says "doc are they ok? I've been so worried." And the doctor says "They're both fine just fine, you can go in and see them anytime" So the man runs into the room the doctor pointed him to. But he realizes somethings wrong, the rooms empty, his wife's bed it empty, so he turns around and the entire hospital staff is there and all the nurses and Doctor's yell April fools! Your wife's dead and the kids a spastic!
------- "Sometimes I remember it one way sometimes another, If I'm going to have a past I prefer it to be multiple choice."Mr.J
10:41 pm on June 2, 2009 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 1 Join to learn more about Sydpart2Indiana, United States | StraightMale | Posts: 1 | Points: 11
LiveWire Humor
Gavinthesavage
Novice
What the worst part of killing a baby? <br> Getting blood on your clown suit <p> What do you get when you stab a baby 50 times with a dull butter knife? <br> A HUGE ERECTION