What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.
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HA fucking hell!!
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ulii
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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a corvertte?
i don't have a corvette in my garage.
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scalywag66
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um...
Why did the Mexican cross the border?
to cut grass
lol ultimate fail joke
Post edited at 3:34 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 by scalywag66
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Missing Piece
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How do you keep a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head
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quiteanart
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What do white girls and bricks have in common?
The both get laid by mexicans.
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desireelovesyouu
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Dead baby jokes are horrible.
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Missing Piece
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a dead baby.
Omg I'm going to hell.
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AsTheCitySleeps
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how do you screw with helen keller? leave a plunger in the toilet.
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xxambo
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not much of a joke but:
my shirt is 100% cotton and you picked every peice of it
dont get mad sum guy sed it to me:)
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Air Canada
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Winner right here:
What do you tell a black jew? Get to the back of the oven.
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bangalore
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
Holocaust jokes ftw!
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LucidAssassin
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these are horrible....but anyways
how do you fit 100 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray
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SCHLONG
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WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART ABOUT MICROWAVING A BABY? <p> TRY TO KEEP THE CAMERA STEADY WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE YOUR JERKING OFF WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND!
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Why do niggers have only nightmares? <br> Because we killed the only one with a dream.
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