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Replies: 8Last Post Nov. 17, 2008 8:44pm by Aerie
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My friend told me a joke.

'Why did the showerheads at concentration camps have 11 holes?'

'Because Jews only had 10 fingers.'


I laughed so hard.


8:40 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

You don't burn a pizza in the oven.


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I don't get it

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I'm watching you.

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Oh, and stop hiding behind Anon. you fassy cunt.

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Took me longer to get it than it should have.

But I still lol'd.

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AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING


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How many Jews can you fit in a car?

100. Two in the front, there in the back and 95 in the ashtray.


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Quote: from Baron Samedi at 11:41 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

Took me longer to get it than it should have.

But I still lol'd.


Same

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Skyler72 rawrr

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I laughed.

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By a show of hands who else in here is faking?

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Quote: from XsmilygirlX at 11:42 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

Quote: from Baron Samedi at 11:41 pm on Nov. 17, 2008

Took me longer to get it than it should have.  

 But I still lol'd.


Same

This, but it was just a smirk.

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