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Do you want to be a Millionaire?
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Replies: 12Last Post Nov. 17, 2008 8:56pm by isobel
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My fiance found this joke in a local magazine. I thought it was funny....?

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A husband and wife are laying in bed, watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Wanna have sex?"

Immediately, the wife says, "NO!"

The husband replies, "Is that your final answer?"

The wife says, "YES!"

Cheekily, the husband says, "I'm going to use a lifeline... I want to phone a friend."  

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We can understand the sentiment you're saying to us,
Oh, but sensible selves, can you kindly shut up?


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lol

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Not laugh out loud funny but amusing.

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...okay...

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I'd ask the audience, TBH.

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haha nice

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that wife sucks.

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I chuckled.

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Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

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That was slightly amusing. Thank you. :)

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Hehe.

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By a show of hands who else in here is faking?

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That's on a poster in this bar I go to!

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Ashley Marie


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That's pretty funny

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I'm going to give you all my luck.

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Meh... not funny.

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