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everytime i go to sleep i worry. ALOT. because everytime im awoken by some muscular, forceful man with a gruff voice named "Pedro". at least thats what he calls himself. his voice tells me "it's only a dream" then he puts a clothe over my mouth and i go back to sleep. when i wake up, a part of my body has been shaved.
for example, today i woke up with a 3 inch X 3inch area shaved off me leg. the day before, a batman sign on above my penis. a few years ago, my chest and balls had every fast food logo perfectly shaved into it. if anyone wants to offer any NON judgemental advice on how to deal with this slick sicko, please tell me. i'm thinking of setting bug zappers around my room.
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Zoom66
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haha the batman symbol ...its not pedro
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5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 | Joined: Nov. 2007 | Days Active: 111
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PVHSco08
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wth.
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5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 | Joined: Jan. 2006 | Days Active: 255
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flufferbunkers
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wait this isnt a dream?!!1
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phrozen
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If i had a penis. I would want batman shaved above it too ^-^
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Mediocre
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If there is any justice in the world, this will be a modpick.
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Incest and bestiality are neat.
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k14nk
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lock your door?
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91308 R.I.P D.J.P[Caughtmecutting is my LW wife:]
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5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 | Joined: Nov. 2008 | Days Active: 30
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babecakes
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the funnyest LW topic ever made
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So you were born, and that was a good day
Someday you'll die, and that is a shame
But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream
And nothing and no one will ever take that away
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5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 | Joined: July 2008 | Days Active: 320
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in loveeex3
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a dream ?
schizophrenic ?
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Sir Tokes Alot is my LW boyfriend(:
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wait this isnt a dream?!!1
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