Dear Roommate, Are you aware that your nervousness in turn makes me nervous? ARE YOU!? Of course you are. Because I've told you time and time again.
As you sit here in front of me FLIPPING OUT about making your schedule tomorrow, so you make 4 back up schedules, I sit here with 1. and then I ponder, "Hmm, what if I can't get all my classes I want? What if I'm fucked? What if, Livewire, What if?"
STOP BEING SO WORRISOME ALL THE TIME! JUST STOP IT! YOU'RE DRIVING MY EMOTIONS INSANE!
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and don't be a wise ass and say, "Oh wow, I'm sure you're roommate is going to come onto Livewire and read this," or "Stop being a bitch and tell her," because I am in no mood.
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Shalom, Mother Fuc*as!