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Domest Violence JOKES
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Replies: 8 — Last Post Nov. 20, 2008 8:53pm by asia lover
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( Clouse227 )


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Don't read this if you're a woman who can't handle brutal humor. Simple as that.

What do you call woman with one black eye?

A quick learner.


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.


What do you know you did wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

You made the chain too long.

lol. Yes, accuse me of being sexist, whatevers, I still have the lulz with me.

EDIT: Fine, here's one for the women. =]

Man "God why did you make women so Beautiful"
God "So you would love them"
Man "but why did you have to make them so dumb"
God "So they would love you"

Post edited at 10:16 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 by Clouse227

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KKKay


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fuck you.

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keep me stuck in the sky i never wanna come down
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Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
fuck you.

Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen?

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"All I know, is that I know nothing." - Socrates

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Fatboy1247


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Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
fuck you.

Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen?

LOL!!! omg i can't stop laughing.

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What do you call woman with one black eye?

You don't call her anything. You hit her again for not being in the kithen.

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When we're taught to love everyone,to love our
enemies,what value does that place on love?

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Before Marriage

John - Ah.... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Dont even think about it
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of corse! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - No! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance i get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can i trust you?
Jonh - Yes
Jane - Darling!

For After Marriage read from bottem to top


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Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
fuck you.

Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen?

Ba Dum Tish

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Who'd ever think you'd go and end up...
Like all the other guys that I've gone and fuccked?
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lame

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asia lover


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heh.

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Ni hao ma? :P
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