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The world's fattest man finally had sex |
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 Replies: 17 — Last Post Nov. 19, 2008 9:35am by allsmiles
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( MaryLin )
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 THE world's fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a "sex ramp". Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago. He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun. So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body. This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts. And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: "We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. "We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth." The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions. One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: "He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel."
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kill the bitch
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did she die.....
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I'm just bluffin with my muffin
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Phoenixreturned
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O.O the thoughts of that will haunt me for years to come...
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"I've overcome my past
just as a Phoenix rising from the ashes..."
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amiee
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"the love ramp" haha, awesome
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i think you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see
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7:36 am on Nov. 18, 2008 | Joined: Jan. 2005 | Days Active: 1,267
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HuffleHaire
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Good for Manuel
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If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I wanna be a Swami
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Gemmax
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omg poor wife ...
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So many sheep, so little time.
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7:37 am on Nov. 18, 2008 | Joined: Oct. 2008 | Days Active: 66
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Firefly00
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Only this would be in the Daily fucking Star.
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mtllcrckmn
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LMAO
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Shit in a bucket or don't shit at all.
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7:38 am on Nov. 18, 2008 | Joined: Jan. 2005 | Days Active: 713
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xblackpoisonx
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that is SO fucking awesome lol
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When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.
When many people suffer from a delusion its called religion!
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Praise the Lard
the lord loves a sinner
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What backwards country measures in stones?
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Mikoto
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Imagine if it broke and she got crushed, haha.
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