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Why did the little girl fall out the tree.
Replies: 18 — Last Post Nov. 20, 2008 5:06pm by addicted to girls
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Because I Fucked your mum.

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ok?

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Mother fucker :p
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She's a whore, you know?
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No, no you didn't. Why? Because you're gay. Literally.

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Quote: from If You Dont Dont at 8:25 pm on Nov. 18, 2008
No, no you didn't. Why? Because you're gay. Literally.


lollll

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this is a shit joke

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my mums a lesbian.

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Quote: from Link01 at 12:26 pm on Nov. 18, 2008
this is a shit joke

So's your mother.

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well we've got a regular russell brand tonight...the humor is almost indistinguishable

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Because she died.

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Quote: from Rodiggidy at 12:26 pm on Nov. 18, 2008
well we've got a regular russell brand tonight...the humor is almost indistinguishable

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?


An erection.




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