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a joke a retarded kid told me
Replies: 11 — Last Post Nov. 18, 2008 12:22am by I never forget
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To blow up the police car!

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oh yay, not funnee.

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haha retarded kids are fun

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Huehuehue, what a clever bastard <3

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no

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Please take me at face value.
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I don't know why this happened.
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Quote: from Isobel at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008
oh yay, not funnee.

The kid is 9 years old, retarded, and really hates the police.

Post edited at 12:08 am on Nov. 18, 2008 by I never forget

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Quote: from I never forget at 7:07 pm on Nov. 18, 2008
Quote: from Isobel at 12:06 am on Nov. 18, 2008
oh yay, not funnee.

The kid is 9 years old, retarded, and really hates the police.


you make a point of telling us he is retarded, and yet you are the one telling us it.

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Quote: from roflfuckyou at 12:09 am on Nov. 18, 2008

you make a point of telling us he is retarded, and yet you are the one telling us it.

What great deduction skills yous has

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Retarded kid... good excuse.

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Quote: from Jman19 at 12:16 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Retarded kid... good excuse.

I know, but don't tell everyone. I don't want them to know that I have to pin the blame on fictional retarded kids that I create in my free time.

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Is the duck a member of Al-Quida?

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Quote: from theboxman at 12:20 am on Nov. 18, 2008
Is the duck a member of Al-Quida?

Actually the duck is a Protestant.

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