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A man has been taken to ER
Replies: 16 — Last Post Nov. 22, 2008 11:07am by JohnTheNormalOne
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Omnipotent One 		Reply
He had a toy horse lodged in his rectum.

The man is said to be in a stable condition.

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Shit in a bucket or don't shit at all.

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lucyloo


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AHAHAHAHAAHA
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Nephthys6


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XD

Ew... That's so gross.

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lrd yikmo


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AHAHAHAHAAHA



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everone must love one another... F*** tht

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bigdutchman


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This man must've been very, very bored.

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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he w
ill sit on a boat drinking beer all day."
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MeTal luVsOs


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hahahahahahahah lol

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WHOOP THERE IT IS!!!!!!
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scarykids87


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hahaha omg.at least it wasnt in another hole.
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That was a good one, did not see that coming

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Honestly, you'd be surprised at some things that happen. They're really not that funny.

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oh man lmao

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lmao
wow
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Omnipotent One 		Reply
Quote: from crimeinstereo at 6:37 pm on Nov. 22, 2008
Honestly, you'd be surprised at some things that happen. They're really not that funny.

I think you missed the joke.

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Shit in a bucket or don't shit at all.

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jamesjtr


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I don't see how thats so funny, i once delt with a woman with a condom shoved down her esophogus, but that was funny, until she went into a coma...just kiddin lol
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Autumnal


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Lol.  

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Don't you just love it when you get so excited you forget to breathe?
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omfg! lol dats funny

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