I have a pretty low tolerance, so after 3 shots, I'm tipsy. My words are a bit slurred, I can't think about important things, I stumble, sometimes I fall. The feeling in my head is more like there is a cloud or something, so everything is numbed.

Piss ass drunk: 5 shots+2 bitchbeers= drunk. I cannot think, I can't remember the night, I always talk about my ex boyfriend, I reveal initimate secrets that I'd rather not. The feeling in my head is bad; I'm spinning hardcore. I fall over if I try to stand, I black out, and I puke. NO FUN.