When He Saw His Gas Bill

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A Man Goes To See His Friend Hu Was Recently In A Car Crash He Has A Broken Leg And Ribs The Man Asks His Friend If He Wants Anything And He Says Yes His Slippers There Upstairs

So The Friend Goes Up Stairs And Sees The guys Two HOT!!! twins Sitting On The Bed In There Bedroom And He Says

" Ur Dad Sent Me Up Here To Fuck Both Of u"

The Girls Call Him A Sick Perv And Dont Believe Him So He Shouts Down Stairs

" One Or Two Mate? "

He Replys

" Well Whats The Use Of Fucking One?"

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A Guy Asks His Best Friend If He Can Fuck His Wife The Man says

" OK .... Pay Me £50 "

So He Gives Him The Money And Says

" Ok Shes Upstairs Dont Turn The Lights On Or Go Down On Her "

So He Goes And Fucks Her ....A Few Days Later He Came Back And Asked Again This Time It Cost £75 Same Rules ... A Week Passes He Comes Back This Time He Says .. U Know What Its Free

A Few Mins Pass... The Man Comes Back Down Stairs And Says ...Somthing Strange Happened I went down on her ....And my mouth was filled with rice ...

his friend replyed

" Thats Not Rice... Shes Been Dead Over A Month"

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Have More.. cba typing:]

And, no, it's not funny. That's the point.

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ewwwwwwwwwwwww, the last one

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Rofl i know one about a guys son fucking his granny ... i thought that might be a bit to many ewwww's!!! tho lol