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Replies: 12Last Post Nov. 22, 2008 11:46pm by cheeseball giver
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

Post edited at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 by nickgrand2

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Haha shit...

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Not funny

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hahahahahahahahhahhahah
that's hilarious

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OH...KAY. times infinity

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Transformed your "love" into a like.

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haha that is very funny

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HAHAHA :]

Mine Are Better .... *looks kwl* lol!


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LOL....thats funny

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that made me laugh pretty good

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hahha...thats funny :P

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that's a pretty good one. I got a good chuckle out of it.

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that made me chuckle

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lol


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