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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
Replies: 27 — Last Post Nov. 17, 2008 8:27am by ulii
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Skyler72 rawrr

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Oh yes I did was the funniest part.

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By a show of hands who else in here is faking?
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crazyboy1992

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You know thats not good I really dont agree with that because I supply for my family

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Quote: from The Wolfhound at 8:31 pm on Nov. 16, 2008
Old. What sucks about being a black AND a Jew?

what?

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XxemochickxX


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shut the fuck up

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He said "i ♥  you"
I sneezed and said "sorry im allergic to bullshit"
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Old.

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Fo Sho


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I LOLed, but its ok, because I'm a minority.

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Brunette lady


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Quote: from Unaccepted at 11:30 pm on Nov. 16, 2008
What's the difference between a fist and your face?


More like whats the difference between his ass and his face..Because I honestly cant see a difference. Crap seems to come out of both..

Post edited at 8:39 pm on Nov. 16, 2008 by Brunette lady

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peptobismol9


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hahahaha. The yes i did part was funny as hell.
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TNAwrestlingfan


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What's more funny than the joke, AND "oh yes I did?"

All the sad little fuckers who are getting offended.

Honestly... FUCK YOU.. ok? Seriously... lighten the fuck up. I can't stand people like you.

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The Wolfhound


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Quote: from neodymie at 8:32 pm on Nov. 16, 2008
Quote: from The Wolfhound at 8:31 pm on Nov. 16, 2008
Old. What sucks about being a black AND a Jew?

what?

You get to sit in the back of the oven

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Topic closed.

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One Two Step


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hehe

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hellojamielee


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lol, heard it.
but instead it was a aboriginal and a park bench

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ulii


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oh gosh....
one of those jokes that you smile, but you feel so shitty for smiling.

fdlkiweoruoh

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