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Replies: 15 — Last Post Dec. 16, 2008 6:24pm by Pebbles123
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Ok have you guys got any of these?

There my favorite such as...
What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car?
Get in the car robin

What was white and fell out of a tree?
A Fridge

Why does rupert the bear wear a yellow and black shirt?
Cos hes a tw*t
LMAO

u guys got any similar?

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bosss


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knock knock?

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whose there?

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Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
knock knock?

Who's there?!?!

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That's just not funny, just pure bollocks.

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Seani

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What do you call a woman in the distance?
Dot.


Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Her dad threw a fridge at her.

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How does the moon cut it's hair?
Eclipse It

What did the magazine say to to the novel?
I've got issues.

Got to love teenbiz. Not.

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Pebbles123


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Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008
Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
knock knock?

Who's there?!?!

Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"

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a guy walked into a bar


now hes in the hospital

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
-Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
-Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door.

There's a meeting in the Animal Kingdom. Which animal doesn't go?
-The giraffe, cause he's in the fridge.

You come to river full of alligators with no bridge. How do you cross?
-Swim, cause the alligators are at the meeting.

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uprize

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what green and looks like a bucket?
A green bucket
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knock knock ::whose there::dr octagonapus::dr octagonapus who::: firin mi lazor

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Quote: from Seani at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008
Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Her dad threw a fridge at her.
lmao, now that's funny.

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Quote: from Pebbles123 at 6:05 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
Quote: from Cutensassy54 at 2:04 am on Dec. 17, 2008
Quote: from bosss at 6:03 pm on Dec. 16, 2008
knock knock?
 
 Who's there?!?!

Haha. I bet they leave it at "knock knock"



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those are gay

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