This one had a floaty
And I popped it
The kid wound up drowning
And I laughed my head off.

Then there was this one kid who was a fast learner
After trying to drown him by pushing him into the water
He learned to swim by instinct

So I told him, "Hey, you're a great swimmer
But don't you wanna go underwater?"

He did that funny face retards make when they're happy
I laughed and showed him how to do it
I put a "scratch and sniff" sticker at the bottom of the pool
The retard fell for it

I laughed when he drowned
His parents tried to get me fired
So I burned their house down.

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Proud to be a gay Republican!

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This is what happens when they let white people on the internet

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this is so cool.
but this is cooler

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This is what happens when they let white people on the internet

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Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008

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This is what happens when they let white people on the internet

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Fuck you, nignog.

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This is what happens when they let white people on the internet

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specifically, when you let them rap

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Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:26 pm on Dec. 21, 2008

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This is what happens when they let white people on the internet

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Fuck you, nignog.

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Quote: from Mister Perfect at 12:26 am on Dec. 22, 2008

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This is what happens when they let white people on the internet

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specifically, when you let them rap

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See at least I could make it rhyme..

I tried to teach the 'mentally challenged how to swim
I wasn't ready, but he just jumped in.

Of course he didn't float, he started to sink,
I jumped in after him, no time to think

I pulled him out of the pool, and gave him CPR
And now he is the next Michael Phelps, a swimming star.

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"Life can only be understood looking backward.
It must be lived forward."