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Oprah's Vagina
Replies: 12 — Last Post Dec. 21, 2008 9:23pm by blufindr
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I was horny and single
I asked Oprah what I should do
She donated her body to me for the night
And let me do what I want.

First I fucked her ass
Then I fucked her ears
Then I stuck my dick into her nose until she sneezed

Well after a couple hours
I decided to lick her pussy
And to my surprise
She had $5,000 in there.

She told me she was gonna donate it to me
Because she could tell I was desperate
I said "fuck you bitch"

I reached in her giant pussy and took the money out
I punched that whore in the face
And then I bit her clit
It was a good day.

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That was very intense and I cried while reading.

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Eww..  T___T

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i don't know how to react to this.


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Wow, that was great.
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That was the most beautiful poem I have ever heard, BRAVO, BRAVO! *Sobs hysterically*

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LULZ

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Ok then.

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Quote: from iinsurgent at 9:06 pm on Dec. 21, 2008
i don't know how to react to this.
This.

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ROFL

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Ollie92


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why oprah.
isn't that a form of bestiality ?

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Quote: from Ollie92 at 9:09 pm on Dec. 21, 2008
why oprah.  
isn't that a form of bestiality ?
You're right, I should've picked a white girl.

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