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You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum-Guzzling Faggot
Replies: 17Last Post Dec. 21, 2008 9:27pm by blufindr
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You wanted to suck Michael Jackson's dick
But you were too old for him so you had to think quick:
How could you get your cum fix
Without sucking any celebrity dicks?

You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum-guzzling faggot
I hope you choke on the ejaculate
You robbed a sperm bank, you cock sucker!
I hope you go to jail, you motherfucker!


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Why does your mom let you use the internet?

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mmm FAIL

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I KNOW I'M AWFUL!

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v hawt

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Please take me at face value.
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I don't know why this happened.

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Quote: from Mister Perfect at 12:13 am on Dec. 22, 2008

Why does your mom let you use the internet?

lol


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Do you feel better now?

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You need to stop now...

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Great.
Great, great, great.

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this is so cool.
but this is cooler

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Quote: from Mister Perfect at 9:13 pm on Dec. 21, 2008

Why does your mom let you use the internet?
And This. Lol!

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I'm A Badass Bitch! Best Believe I Ain't With That Bullshit!
Still An Acrobat On The Dick. Breaking The Hearts Of These Dirty Pricks...

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this is anal cunt RITE

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cool :cool:

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and this is your entertainment?

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Pft, you're cool.

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so theres this Guy...
hes pretty damn amazing

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and this is why rap has such a bad reputation

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Quote: from musefan at 12:16 am on Dec. 22, 2008

and this is why rap has such a bad reputation
you are such a fucking dumbass it isnt even funny

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cool :cool:

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