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anyone know some funny sex pick up lines?
Replies: 26 — Last Post Dec. 3, 2008 8:15pm by squaretwo
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well?

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dragon14


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no i dont

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xoAllixs0n


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"Do you have a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them"

God, I have so many. My roommate has a boook on pick up lines. It's hysterical the things that people come up with.

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LucidAssassin


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is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants?

that one sucks though

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immaculate



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i want you in the pants

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Please take me at face value.
You won't like what is underneath.

I don't know why this happened.
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wtflolzers99


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does this rag smell like chloroform?
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angel08


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i like your pussy??

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EnticingMind


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"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."

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Quote: from wtflolzers99 at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
does this rag smell like chloroform?

haha ftw

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LucidAssassin


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Quote: from EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."

it should be "that shirt looks good on you, but i think youd look better without it"

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mcrgrl9


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you make me happy...in pants? dik this guy says that to me all the time >.<

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Aria of Silence


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Nice pants, lets fuck.

chloroform is my favorite one.

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BrokenBelief


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I wish I was your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

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filliam


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I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?

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Yahtzee


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If i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

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