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anyone know some funny sex pick up lines?
Replies: 26 — Last Post Dec. 3, 2008 8:15pm by squaretwo
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BrokenBelief


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Quote: from Aria of Silence at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Nice pants, lets fuck.

chloroform is my favorite one.

You walk up to a girl, put a piece of cloth in her face and say, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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Quote: from BrokenBelief at 5:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I wish I was your first derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

that doesnt make much sense...youd just be touching the outside at one point and never actually entering it

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Let's have teh sex.

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Randomaster


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"Fuck me?"

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EnticingMind


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Quote: from LucidAssassin at 8:44 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
Quote: from EnticingMind at 5:43 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
"That shirt looks good on you, though I'd look good on you too."

it should be "that shirt looks good on you, but i think youd look better without it"

Actually around here it's said like that lol So I guess its just a matter of region.

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Dazzles


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"Girl do you raise chickens? Cause you sure did raise my cock!" ahah
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OkayKelsey


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I lost my number....Can I get yours?

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.

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LucidAssassin


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Quote: from cassey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I lost my number....Can I get yours?

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.

he didnt say normal pick up lines

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Swami
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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SearchxAndxDestroy


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Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because i'm going to rape you.

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Is There a Mirror in Your Pants?
Because I'm Going to Rape You..  
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Quote: from LucidAssassin at 2:50 pm on Dec. 4, 2008
Quote: from cassey at 5:48 pm on Dec. 3, 2008
I lost my number....Can I get yours?  

 Did you just fart, because you blew me away.

he didnt say normal pick up lines


hah my bad

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Is heaven missing an angel? Cuz you got nice cans.
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