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I love how they are smart enough to replace the stolen eggs with rocks.
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I love how they are smart enough to replace the stolen eggs with rocks.
I bet penguins are planing a world take over
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Damn gays. Always up to no good.
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Gay penguins have been caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers.
The couple replaced the eggs with stones to conceal their theft and have found themselves excluded from their group as a result.
Zoo keepers have moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches.
"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.
"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time."
can't trust those gays
id rather worry about my money than worry about "gay penguins".
gay penguins - kinda makes the NHL'S Pittsburgh pens look like they never existed.
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I love how they are smart enough to replace the stolen eggs with rocks. 
