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Lame and Corny Jokes
Replies: 8 — Last Post Jan. 4 8:32am by sadnessness
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So basically I've been annoyed, stressed out, and exhausted all day at school today some so-lame-they're-cute jokes would REALLY make me feel better. so, please?
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xoAllixs0n


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HEY HEY!

WHY IS A RIVER RICH?!

... because it has banks on both sides! =0]

-Courtesy of Daddy Doyle.

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I Sip on Haterade.

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One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

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Rabgix


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To beat up the loser telling jokes about him.

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Quote: from Ju5tin at 2:59 pm on Dec. 4, 2008
One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."  

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Haha, that made me smile, thanks.  

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Jman19


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Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels it could be done.

Idk.

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Quote: from xoallixs0n at 2:58 pm on Dec. 4, 2008
HEY HEY!  

WHY IS A RIVER RICH?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... because it has banks on both sides! =0]

-Courtesy of Daddy Doyle.


makes me wish I was that damn river.    
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Quote: from Jman19 at 3:01 pm on Dec. 4, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels it could be done.

Idk.

Lol, thanks for trying, the fact that you did makes me feel better too.  

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sadnessness


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lol no im terrible at jokes

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