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how many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?
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4

one to steal a bike
one to get the 40's
one to get the chicken
one to stand on the bike seat drunk to change the lightbulb while having chicken grease all over his hands

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That was so dumb I laughed a little.  Good one!

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Wow, that sucked.

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way to add 4 funny stereotypes in one joke with little to no creativity or humor...

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Worst joke ever.

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i guess blond jokes are next

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*sigh*

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that DID suck.........that wasnt even funny!!!

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errrg

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Quote: from sterly at 12:13 pm on Dec. 4, 2008

i guess blond jokes are next



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how many black people dus it take 2 kill a racist?u obviously havent found owt yet.

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I don;t get these jokes...

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*Needs to make some clever witty phrase*

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Pathetic.

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Quote: from return2me at 12:13 pm on Dec. 4, 2008

way to add 4 funny stereotypes in one joke with little to no creativity or humor...

this

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are u like making a record of the worse jokes ever?

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