I've doubted my own intelligence or ability to articulate even the most menial of theorems or ideas until recent, but it seems that I've changed almost overnight to want to become more... enjoyable of life.

Alan Shore (as played by James Spader; The Practice 2003-2004 and Boston Legal 2004-NOW)

He's brilliant, articulate, manipulative, deceptively kind, reserved, zealous, and everything I've come to admire when it comes to intelligence.  I know and quite readily accept that my girlfriend, who undoubtedly read this post grow tired of me saying that I idolize him, but I haven't a clue what it is in particular why I want to be him.  I could become another version of one of my favorite antiheroes, El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de la Mancha, as well?

Where's the nearest windmill?

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"How incitful of you, dwarf. Though I can't speak for fenrir,
I beleive that he too has a certain degree of sarcasm
and humor in his posts." - Prince o palities

I never outgrew any of these things.

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O` tru apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thus with a kiss I die.

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Ya but violin > harp so you made out on that deal

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Yea but i sucked at the violin. hardcore. so then she convinced me that meant i would have been a terrible harp player anyways...and handed me a trumpet, which i begrudgingly played for 6 years. :(

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Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

Pope John Paul II

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...simply ask who you've always wanted to be when you grew up?

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Sad is the day when man loses his sense of self-identity.

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Why are we here, if we are here at all?

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Quote: from fenrir at 3:23 pm on Dec. 7, 2008

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...simply ask who you've always wanted to be when you grew up?

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And you came up with a fictitious character?

Sad is the day when man loses his sense of self-identity.

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Also, do you read, or is your limited understanding of the world around you restricted to whenever you read your own ignorant attacks against people who are less stupid than yourself?

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"How incitful of you, dwarf. Though I can't speak for fenrir,
I beleive that he too has a certain degree of sarcasm
and humor in his posts." - Prince o palities

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Quote: from medjai at 8:34 am on Dec. 7, 2008

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Ya but violin > harp so you made out on that deal  
 

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Yea but i sucked at the violin. hardcore. so then she convinced me that meant i would have been a terrible harp player anyways...and handed me a trumpet, which i begrudgingly played for 6 years. :(

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Sad when you are too quick to win an insult without realizing that the attributes I've listed do, in fact, exist apart from the fictitious world.. Granted, you never struck me as bright to begin with, sophos, but are you so much a troll as to not understand when its more tacky to pull a quip even when it isn't called for or warranted?

Also, do you read, or is your limited understanding of the world around you restricted to whenever you read your own ignorant attacks against people who are less stupid than yourself?

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Perhaps you are slowly realising that your obsession with the Alan Shore character stems from some repressed homosexual tendency. And perhaps you believe that by becoming a manipulative womaniser, you can hide this truth.

Nonetheless, your idolisation of a shallow television character, to the point of aspiration, pitifully illustrates your simian intelligence.

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Why are we here, if we are here at all?

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Quote: from fenrir at 2:19 am on Dec. 8, 2008

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Sad when you are too quick to win an insult without realizing that the attributes I've listed do, in fact, exist apart from the fictitious world.. Granted, you never struck me as bright to begin with, sophos, but are you so much a troll as to not understand when its more tacky to pull a quip even when it isn't called for or warranted?  

Also, do you read, or is your limited understanding of the world around you restricted to whenever you read your own ignorant attacks against people who are less stupid than yourself?

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Why the hissy fit?

Perhaps you are slowly realising that your obsession with the Alan Shore character stems from some repressed homosexual tendency. And perhaps you believe that by becoming a manipulative womaniser, you can hide this truth.

Nonetheless, your idolisation of a shallow television character, to the point of aspiration, pitifully illustrates your simian intelligence.

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Could I call you the scarecrow, and how long must you be waiting for that brain to finally come about?

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"How incitful of you, dwarf. Though I can't speak for fenrir,
I beleive that he too has a certain degree of sarcasm
and humor in his posts." - Prince o palities

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Me calling you an ignorant troll is comparable to a hissy fit? I've been calling you that ever since our first attempt at a failed conversation, perhaps its taken you this long to realize I wasn't joking? As for any number of characteristics you care to share over my idol, I hadn't slept with my best friend's mother at 16. Nor am I a 40-year-old high priced litigator or anti-Trust lawyer? I've never smoked cigars and haven't much care for scotch.. on second note, not as often as he'd care to.

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Snap out of your school girl's fantasy and get a life! Of your own.

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Why are we here, if we are here at all?