87 year old guy: have you ever been.. ever been on a date where your boyfriend is .. is an hour late. and wants to have sex?

lydia: *lol* oh peter, i'd wait 5mins then it's goodbye, he had his chance.

old guy: well youre welcome in my bed anytime

lydia: *lol* oh i love you

old guy: and i'm serious about that

lydia: *lololol* oh boy

old guy: will you sleep with me? i will knock your boyfriends teeth out

lydia: ummm sure! *lol*

old guy: good, because i will.. i will... is your boyfriend bigger than me?

lydia: *lololol*