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DIAMONDS ARE THE HARDEST METAL
Replies: 14Last Post Dec. 2, 2008 8:44pm by I dont speak english
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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.




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way to be a few months too late with that one

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Diamond is a stone you fucking retard

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diamonds are a non metal

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where do i get a diamond car? i want one

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Quote: from whoisabs at 1:14 am on Dec. 2, 2008

way to be a few months too late with that one

Like honestly...

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True story.

Except for the fact that diamonds aren't a metal.

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is this from the onion or something

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Arent Diamonds a stone not a Metal.

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I thought this was established like forever ago...

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bahahaa "diamonds are the hardest metal" i actually loled, one because duh and two at "metal"

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Quote: from CaliKevin at 1:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008

True story.

Except for the fact that diamonds aren't a metal.


diamonds ARE metal

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Quote: from Baron Samedi at 1:15 am on Dec. 2, 2008

where do i get a diamond car? i want one

ME TOO.


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bump for wanting to see this work on more folks, this crap is gold.

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Quote: from myystic at 8:49 am on Dec. 2, 2008

bump for wanting to see this work on more folks, this crap is gold.

btw gold is the third hardest stone.

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