first of all its extrememly unlikely that anybody would have rewired a house that way. the switches on garbage disposals have to be right next to the sink for conviience. DUH. light switches are usually next to doors and sinks usually are in the middle of the counter between the dishwasher and the stove.

now onto the kitten itself, for it to be small enough to fit into the garbage disposal it would have to be too young to have been able to jump all the way up onto the counter itself.

if you want to make up funny lies, dont involve hurting kittens unless you want somebody like me to make you look stupid.

I never told my parents, just told them she got outside when I was taking out the trash.

Second, I'm glad you're an expert on the arrangement of my parent's living room to know that the counters are nowhere near the backs of armchairs. Kudos to you.

Thirdly, thank you for informing me that the garbage disposal switch is by the sink, I never knew that. It used to be on the right side, and it was moved to the left WHERE THE OVER-SINK LIGHT UESD TO BE.

Lasty, I'm quite glad that you made me look stupid, I feel much better now.

Post edited at 8:51 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 by Anonymous

Post edited at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 by Sublimination

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I took too long on the Intellectual test? GDMMITFCK.

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That was not a joke.

I never told my parents, just told them she got outside when I was taking out the trash.

Second, I'm glad you're an expert on the arrangement of my parent's living room to know that the counters are nowhere near the backs of armchairs. Kudos to you.

Thirdly, thank you for informing me that the garbage disposal switch is by the sink, I never knew that. It used to be on the right side, and it was moved to the left WHERE THE OVER-SINK LIGHT UESD TO BE.

Lasty, I'm quite glad that you made me look stupid, I feel much better now.

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if you are seriously so sick that you stuck your parents kitten into a garbage dispolsal you should be put in a mental instution

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Have you ever owned a cat? It doesn't seem likely, as you think that I put the cat in there. For your information, like I stated in my original post, the kitten climbed in there of her own volition. I suppose that was my fault because I took the stopper out of the drain, but I never expected that the cat would go exploring down there.

You want jokes? How about curiosity killed the cat?

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You know what's really bad - when people can laugh and make racist or homophobic jokes, but when it comes to dead animal jokes, they get all sensitive and shit.

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im not a racist if i do make jokes they are usually making fun of really arrogant people and alot of arrogant people are posting racial stuff. the joke i made about the big noses was in response to a joke aimed at making fun of black people. i turned it around on mediteranian nosed people, no harm there.

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So, by changing the focus of the joke, it's ok?
I sense hypocracy...or howevery it's spelled.

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I took too long on the Intellectual test? GDMMITFCK.

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Quote: from sweetjane at 8:53 pm on Dec. 27, 2008

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if you are seriously so sick that you stuck your parents kitten into a garbage dispolsal you should be put in a mental instution

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Have you ever owned a cat? It doesn't seem likely, as you think that I put the cat in there. For your information, like I stated in my original post, the kitten climbed in there of her own volition. I suppose that was my fault because I took the stopper out of the drain, but I never expected that the cat would go exploring down there.

You want jokes? How about curiosity killed the cat?

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Quote: from sweetjane at 8:55 pm on Dec. 27, 2008

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im not a racist if i do make jokes they are usually making fun of really arrogant people and alot of arrogant people are posting racial stuff. the joke i made about the big noses was in response to a joke aimed at making fun of black people. i turned it around on mediteranian nosed people, no harm there.

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So, by changing the focus of the joke, it's ok?
I sense hypocracy...or howevery it's spelled.

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