i started a new job a few months ago and after a week of work this new guy starts working there. he has a 96 golf with a 1.8L 5 speed and 90 hp. one night i was leaving work and went to start my car. as i come back to the building to punch out, this guy is standing there looking all excited. "hey is that a Nissan" he asks
"no its a Hyundai" i reply
"at least you made a piece of shit Hyundai look better" he says
of coarse this pissed me off
"what do you drive" i reply
"i drive a 96 golf" he says
i just walk away knowing hes just an ignorant vw owner.
the next day its -42C weather out here and my car wont start. so i call into work and tell them. Turned out my battery was dead and i needed a new one.
I come back to work the next day and the boss asks me what was wrong with my car and i say the battery died, then i hear
"what do you expect its a Hyundai" from that guy with the golf. Which really pissed me off.
a couple of days later i get off work and i had a bad day so i was pretty pissed. i get on the hwy and floor it then i see that guy in the golf trying to catch up but i had to slow down because a red light was coming up. i stopped and was waiting for it to turn green as he pulls beside me and starts revving his engine(did i mansion his muffler fell off and he was straight piping it) so it was loud as hell. i smiled as the light turned green we both floored it. all i could see is his lights getting farther in my rear view mirror.
next day he comes up to me
"yo man your car is sick, can you make my car faster" he says
"sure what do you want" i reply
"i don't know man i just want it to be the fastest golf in town" he says
"well i can get you an exhaust and intake and and oil catch can "i reply
"ya man loots do that" he says
so i go to Canadian tire and get a cherry bomb muffler, cherry bomb glass pack,some pipe, clamps, hangers,racing steering wheel on sale, air filter and an air duct. total cost was $250
also i had an oil air compressor filter laying around that i made into a catch can.
so i put it all in his car which took me 2 hours and charged him $620.
the next day he comes up to me
"yo i smoked an f-150 in first gear" he says
"ya man its the stuff i put in your car"
hes like "ya man thanks"
got to love ricers lol
BTW hes car has rust all over it that he painted over with a spray can and hes reverse doesn't work and he always is trying to race people
vlad
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