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When you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle
And the rocks in your head just rattle and rattle
And you're on a desert island with a cactus for a dildo
There's only one thing you gotta know:
I'll be with you When you're stranded in the ocean
Using your last drop of lube cream as suntan lotion
And the sharks try to bite your clit
And you try to fart but accidentally take a shit
I'll be with you Remember that night at your house?
I told you I wanted to be your spouse
And I ate you out like a hungry mofo
And with a mouthful of pussy I said "I lff yo"
I'll be with you.
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SearchxAndxDestroy
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How Romantic.. 
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Is There a Mirror in Your Pants?
Because I'm Going to Rape You..
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katbabes
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awwww :)
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You Never Have A Second Chance To Make A First Impression. x
Never Hav Regrets Because It Was What You Wanted At The Time. x
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2:39 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 48
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The Fantasy
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beautiful.
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there's nothing i wouldn't do, just to see your face again.
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katbabes
Dairy Product Addict
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awwww :)
i neeed a boyfriend! lol
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You Never Have A Second Chance To Make A First Impression. x
Never Hav Regrets Because It Was What You Wanted At The Time. x
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2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 48
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SUPER SEXY CHICK
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ok
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Half ton hero
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Shitter poetry
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I've seen far more abnormal and unexplainable things
at Wal Mart than I have out in the deep woods
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Megan7
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I like everything except the "And you try to fart but accidentally take a shit" part.
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Why do they call it the French kiss, when Italian's do it best?
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2:40 pm on Dec. 26, 2008 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 41
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Fearfulteen
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awwwww
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His princess forever.
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HeartofJuyoMk2
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LMFAO
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Miss Vanity
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Lovely.
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