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When i was a little boy...
Replies: 13 — Last Post April 19, 2005 8:20pm by quidam
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When i was a little boy i would ask my mother many questions, sometimes she would get fed up with me, and say "my dear there are some things in this life that we are not meant to know". So i said "Well, what about it? Will we ever know?" and she said "Yes when you die and go to heaven, God will make it all clear".

And I used to think that maybe on wet afternoons in heaven we would all sit around God's throne and say "Heavenly father, why are the leaves green?" and he would say "because of the chlorophyll" and we would say "Oh..."



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A-dorable.

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Hah...

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You make me giggle sometimes.  Against my will.

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Maybe it's because I just woke up but ?????

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Quote: from katiexxx at 8:16 am on April 19, 2005
Maybe it's because I just woke up but ?????
agreed

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Quote: from TheEverChanging at 11:16 pm on April 18, 2005
You make me giggle sometimes.  Against my will.

Why am i left with the notion that TEC is the only person who understood this post?  

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Haha...

But one might ask:

Why green?

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I think it would be more like downloading all the meaning of everything instantaiunsly into your head. lol

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When i was a little boy i would ask my mother many questions, sometimes she would get fed up with me, and say "my dear there are some things in this life that we are not meant to know". So i said "Well, what about it? Will we ever know?" and she said "Yes when you die and go to heaven, God will make it all clear".

And I used to think that maybe on wet afternoons in heaven we would all sit around God's throne and say "Heavenly father, why are the leaves green?" and he would say "because of the chlorophyll" and we would say "Oh..."

..I am unbelievably amused. . . Much more than I probably ought to be.

... Too tired. 4:30am. I should be in bed.

-Into my AIM profile this goes.

(Edited by Plastik at 4:35 am on April 19, 2005)

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Even though i vaguely got what you're trying to say, I couldn't help but thinking how poetic it was.  Do you ever right poetry, Tomekk?  You should

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oskar

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yea ok

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Quote: from HyFa3 at 1:49 am on April 19, 2005
Haha...  

But one might ask:

Why green?


or more importantly, why green instaed of black. actualy a lighter color would serve the plant better.

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quidam


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My parents made up a mocking song to silence such questions. The lyrics consisted of the word "why", sung over and over:

Why why why why
why why why why why why why why
Why why why why why why why why why why why
Why why why why why why why why why why why

...and so on. I daresay they used it effectively.

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