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You have three friends with benefits at the same time? You are ridiculous. You're going to be one of those many girls who catches a disease and spreads it around campus. How disgusting. Perhaps you'll catch herpes from this dude and everybody will see it on your face. LOLZ.

This is ridiculous and unsafe! You may be in college and think you know what you're doing, but obviously not. If you have nowhere to go, then perhaps that is a sign. And if you have to skip class so you can give some douchebag a blowjob then we all know where you're going in life.

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Why is he a douchebag? Are men in the Ukraine douchebags by default?


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Im a devil on the run,
A six gun lover,
A candle in the wind.