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the good guy was strolling down the street, with his usual cock eyed perverted look on his face. He stops all of a sudden and thinks to himself.. hmmm i could really go for some food right about now... So the good guy turns round and walks past all the ice cream shops and hot dog stands. He's in the mood for some HONEY!!! so anyway he carries on strolling down the street with his hands down his trousers as he stares at all the elderly people... eventually he arrives at a an old tree holding nothing but a nice juicy honey comb one one of its branches... The good guy reaches up and places his hand inside the honey pot and gets a nice big handful of it... he eats away happily when suddenley he spots a stray dog, good guy like stray doggy... instantly he became a horny twisted lunatic who had a fondness for sex with small dogs. He took his honey filled hand and pulled down his trousers, smearing honey on his arse as he did so BUT after coating his bottom in yellow goo he realised that a certian grizzly bear had been eyeing him up for the past half an hour! Grizzly began to chase good guy and ended up mounting him in the middle of a motorway.
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 LiveWire Humor
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MystiqueBeauty16
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That's just weird.
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Orangehatboy at his finest, BITCH
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Chasey
Chillin like a panda villain.
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Otayyyy..
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NEGATIVE0
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that was awful.
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Love Me please
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wowowowo wow tht is good lol love it
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Byble
o' lk 'm custo 'gain
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wut.
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Spiral
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Fantastic
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dealing wo it 2006
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oh yeah, hilarious!!! cough*
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mike19801
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you are sick!!!!!!
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bambi89
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that wasn't funny
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meh
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BeautifulLies82
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Wow...
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zamrambo
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yeah i didnt laugh at all. try using good grammar too.
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Niick
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That an anti-joke? Seemed like someone was making it up as they wrote it...
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