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Replies: 18Last Post Dec. 13, 2008 8:14am by Total Destruction
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A penguin takes his car to the mechanic and leaves to go get some ice cream, when he comes back the mechanic says, 'It looks like you blew a seal.' and penguin says 'No, that's just ice cream'

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Ewww

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ROFL

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My heads a f*cking machine gun. I destroy everything I put my eyes on.

I got 99 problems, and they all bitches

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Gaelle

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Penguins are racists. Why is there more black than white?

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i dont get it so its not funny
i thought this topic about going to be about maniacpenguins

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tennisplayerV2


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huh... didn't make me laugh but it is intresting

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I dont get it

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Funny.

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Ick.

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ha. i actually understood the joke

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i dnt get it!!

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my head hurts

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How can you not get it...? "Blew a seal..." gave a blow job to a seal.

And rofl.

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Lol I love it.

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Haha  

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