A penguin takes his car to the mechanic and leaves to go get some ice cream, when he comes back the mechanic says, 'It looks like you blew a seal.' and penguin says 'No, that's just ice cream'
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Ewww
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Frubeling
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ROFL
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Gaelle
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Penguins are racists. Why is there more black than white?
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roflfuckyou
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i dont get it so its not funny i thought this topic about going to be about maniacpenguins
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Funny.
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iMalz
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Ick.
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chaosdisown
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ha. i actually understood the joke
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justclueless
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i dnt get it!!
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broke
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my head hurts
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britishguy
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How can you not get it...? "Blew a seal..." gave a blow job to a seal.
And rofl.
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Lol I love it.
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Haha
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