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Replies: 18 — Last Post Dec. 13, 2008 8:14am by necronomicon servant
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A penguin takes his car to the mechanic and leaves to go get some ice cream, when he comes back the mechanic says, 'It looks like you blew a seal.' and penguin says 'No, that's just ice cream'
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Troll1000


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Ewww

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'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
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Frubeling

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ROFL

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Gaelle


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Penguins are racists. Why is there more black than white?

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Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.
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immaculate



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i dont get it so its not funny
i thought this topic about going to be about maniacpenguins

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Please take me at face value.
You won't like what is underneath.

I don't know why this happened.
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tennisplayerV2


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huh... didn't make me laugh but it is intresting

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Sheebobee


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I dont get it

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Zetsuai


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Funny.

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I look ahead at all the plans that we made
And the dreams that we had
I'm in a world that tries to take them away
Oh but I'm taking them back
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Aerie


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Ick.

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Can't help I if I wanna kiss you in the rain so...
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chaosdisown


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ha. i actually understood the joke

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Once you are all out, you're screwed.
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justclueless


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i dnt get it!!
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broke


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my head hurts
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britishguy


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How can you not get it...? "Blew a seal..." gave a blow job to a seal.

And rofl.

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Discordany


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Lol I love it.
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EXORCISMx


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Haha  

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