BAM.

Instant conversation.

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Call HER. When she says hello, say "hello" back, repeat like three times in different tones of voice, then laugh and ask her, "Do you know why no one ever catches leprechauns?"

"No why doesn't anyone catch leprechauns?"

"Because they're actually six feet tall, everyone just assumes they're tiny, so they never find them."

When I've done this, I've always been very drunk, which adds to the effect, because I'm completely serious, but also drunk, so she is less likely to take me seriously.

This will start a conversation.

This is real advice, and not a joke to make fun of you, if you use this and deliver it well, it will start a good conversation.

Good luck.

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O` tru apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thus with a kiss I die.

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tu as mis l'éclat dans mon soleil ; )

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Alright I'm going to give you something good. Remember in the future for all your relationship needs, I'm the man to come to. You better not be a coward and not do this, because it does work.

Call HER. When she says hello, say "hello" back, repeat like three times in different tones of voice, then laugh and ask her, "Do you know why no one ever catches leprechauns?"

"No why doesn't anyone catch leprechauns?"

"Because they're actually six feet tall, everyone just assumes they're tiny, so they never find them."

When I've done this, I've always been very drunk, which adds to the effect, because I'm completely serious, but also drunk, so she is less likely to take me seriously.

This will start a conversation.

This is real advice, and not a joke to make fun of you, if you use this and deliver it well, it will start a good conversation.

Good luck.

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Hahaha k. I'll get drunk before i do it.
you're a star
and i approve of your House dp