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What did the Mexican firefighter name his new baby twins?
Replies: 14 — Last Post Jan. 5 2:54pm by Niick
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Hose-A and Hose-B

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lol

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hahaha...no

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Lihiro


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I still think we need a :facepalm: emoticon for moments like these.

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Wow

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dont get it

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Drinkingjam


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I heard that joke on Everybody Loves Raymond earlier.

Did you?....

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haha.
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Quote: from Lihiro at 5:45 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
I still think we need a :facepalm: emoticon for moments like these.
indeed

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lmfao xD

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i kind of chuckled

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double rofl

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ok..:)

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haha fail

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That's probably one of the oldest jokes in the world, except for the fact the punchline is used for hundreds of jokes.

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