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A man is in a car accident, and his genitalia is horribly mutilated.
Replies: 6 — Last Post Jan. 5 12:13pm by Natsy
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06.21.08
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When he awakes, the doctor tells him that they can create a new one for him, but it is an expensive operation. The operation costs $1000 an inch. He is urged to go home and discuss the matter with his wife. The next day, the man comes back looking miserable. The doctor looks at him and asks him what the problem is. "I discussed the matter with my wife and she said she'd prefer a fitted kitchen. So I killed her."
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What.the.fuck

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HAHA!

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lolz... you made me lol, thx
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Alright then...

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rofl XD

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