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Test of manliness
Replies: 5Last Post Jan. 4 2:25pm by HuffleHaire
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This is from a book and I only remember a couple of the questions, but here they are:

A = you're a girly man
B = average
C = you're a he-man!

If you feel a fart coming on, you:
A. Clench your buttocks together and pray no one notices
B. Say "Excuse me" and shrug it off
C. Let it rip and run around the room for a round of high fives

If a girl is offended by watching you masturbate, it means:
A. She's not ready for that step in your relationship
B. She's a prude and you should find another girl
C. She probably shouldn't sit next to you on the bus


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okaaaaaaaay O.o

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rofl

i let em rip all day it's better than ur stinky BO bitch

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haha all C's

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Quote: from matto at 2:16 pm on Jan. 4, 2009

rofl

i let em rip all day it's better than ur stinky BO bitch


LOL

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HuffleHaire


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What?

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