A = you're a girly man
B = average
C = you're a he-man!

If you feel a fart coming on, you:
A. Clench your buttocks together and pray no one notices
B. Say "Excuse me" and shrug it off
C. Let it rip and run around the room for a round of high fives

If a girl is offended by watching you masturbate, it means:
A. She's not ready for that step in your relationship
B. She's a prude and you should find another girl
C. She probably shouldn't sit next to you on the bus

i let em rip all day it's better than ur stinky BO bitch

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"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude,
at least it's an ethos."
--Walter Sobchak

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rofl

i let em rip all day it's better than ur stinky BO bitch

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LOL

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It is a cliche that most cliches are true,
but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.