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and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Me - "I'm not being sarcasmistic, I swearrrr."
Jesse - "That's not even a word, you retard.
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LMFAO.

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hee

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"Maybe if I eat something filling like whole wheat pasta
it will make me less hungry for things like dick."

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Oh and the shit, shock, horror. You've seen your future bride.

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i think i just fell in love with you.

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Quote: from zamrambo at 5:09 am on Jan. 5, 2009

and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
LOL!  

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Merry Meet, Merry Part And Merry Meet Again.

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Two hearts, beating as one;
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