User: Hazel what color are yours?Cleverbot: Hazel.

User: No way!! *orgasm*.Cleverbot: *waits for meal to arrive*.

User: Get the chicken its the best at KFC.
Cleverbot: I don't understand
.User: Let's duck.
Cleverbot: Je ne comprend pas.
User: WTF? I said let's fuck.
Cleverbot: Play what??
User: What the he'll r u talking about.
Cleverbot: Ye who do doubt the sincerity of my description open thine ears
to the words of my soul!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, everyone I come into contact with I learn from.
User: So you learn from me?? I'm flattered!
Cleverbot: Shall we talk about football?
User: Let's talk about porn.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to know?
User: What's your favorite type of porn?
Cleverbot: Country. What's yours?
Cleverbot (To myself): My favorite meal is tacos
.User: From Mexico?
Cleverbot: I've been there, but I'm not from
there.
User: You are as boring as watching two monkeys having butt sex.
Cleverbot: I'm actually not an chatbot.
User: Hoda thought whore.
Cleverbot: And for you too. . the same.
User: You should to to teenhut they would love you!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes !!

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