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beach joke
Replies: 7 — Last Post Jan. 7 8:49am by starla91
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so a guy's walking along the beach when he hears someone crying. He turns around and sees a young woman crying. The woman has no limbs, so no arms or legs people!
The guy asks her "what's wrong? why are you crying?"
She replies "I have no arms, and no legs and I've never been kissed"

The guy feels bad for her, I mean, no limbs?
So he kisses her. Then he starts to walk away. That's when he hears her crying again.
he asks "what's wrong? why are you crying"
she says "I've no arms and no legs and I've never been french-kissed"
The guy figures, what the hell and makes-out with her. He then preceds to walk away along the beach when she starts crying.

He turns around and says"what's wrong now?"
and she says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been screwed"
so the guy picks her up and throughs her out to see and says "Now you're screwed!"

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Not funny

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Wrong forum

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yeah, ok you posted this

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how is this not funny? a chick has no arms or legs and will most likely drown? How isn't that hilarious?:S::S:S

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Oh and the shit, shock, horror. You've seen your future bride.
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It would have been funnier if you had spelt it correctly

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agreed

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