have you ever opened a botttle of champagne? it seems like something you'd want to practice, you wouldnt want your first time to open a bottle of champagne be when you've invited a date back to your place and then you end up looking like a twat spraying it everywhere
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my first time i hit my face with the cork...felt stupid, but laughed it off
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Yeah, but I waitress so.
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Yush, it doesn't go everywhere if you do it properly ;D + i think it tastes like piss
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Put a towel over the spout and take the cork out that way. It saves the mess if you do it wrong.
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Quote: from SpasticTurnip at 10:20 pm on Jan. 6, 2009
Yush, it doesn't go everywhere if you do it properly ;D + i think it tastes like piss
Ovvo have not had the good stuff.
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First time i opened a bottle of Champagne i almost broke a light
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