Be "bisexual." You don't have to be turned on by the same sex, but be willing to call yourself one just to make yourself feel more open-minded and shock your parents. Furthermore, in your infinite "open-mindedness" you don't necessarily have to be welcoming of any unusual sexual fetishes.

Be an atheist. Even though there is no proof of God's existence or nonexistence, you like to think there is. As soon as anyone mentions something about God, you should always go "WHY ARE YOU FORCING RELIGION DOWN OUR THROATS?" then turn around and force your atheism down other people's throats.

Be an anarchist, socialist, or other uncommon political party no one gives a shit about because it would never work. This makes you seem like you're one of the only few smart people in existence. Furthermore, get in political debates - while people will always disagree on politics, you can't help but force your beliefs down other people's throats.

Hate President Bush. Even though you probably couldn't do his job, someone needs to take the blame for everything you feel is wrong in America, despite the fact that not everything is his fault.

Be a pseudo-intellectual.

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